metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

lev-ii:

Another giveaway inbound

Hi so ive saved up money alot of money! and because my other giveaway was a big hit i decided why not have another one this time ill have more stuff and more fandom stuff involved

1st place

  • 2 cosplays of choice (up to 150$ each)
  • 2 wigs 
  • 2 contacts from pinkyparadise
  • 2 fandom shirts of your choice
  • fandom merch of your choice (up to 45$)

2nd place

  • 1 cosplay (up to 130$)
  • 1 wig 
  • 1 pair of contacts
  • 2 fandom shirts of your choice
  • fandom merch of your choice (up to 25$)

3rd place

  • 1 wig
  • 1 pair of contacts
  • 1 fandom shirt
  • fandom merch up to (15$)
  • and a bag of candy omf

Rules

only reblogs count but you may reblog it as may times as you would like (just dont spam your followers) you may like the post for reference thats fine

you dont have to but you will get extra stuff if you follow me!

and you get an extra entry if you follow madi!

i will ship anywhere on this planet.

Giveaway ends June 28th

also depending on the notes this gets ill add more stuff 

(also if a homestuck wins and they want horns ill totes make some im rly good at it)

Have you ever thrown a party?
Anonymous

officialunitedstates:

no but I’ve gently tossed one

officialunitedstates:

hole in pocket = very small trash chute

officialunitedstates:

deranged-turtle:

officialunitedstates:

I hate fish’s GUTS!  the rest of them is okay

I once ate a fishes heart while it was still beating!

what are you a 0th century mayan thats disgusting

officialunitedstates:

I only reblog posts that have at least 5000 notes because I can’t think for myself and am unwilling to support anything that hasn’t been proven to be great already

officialunitedstates:

nerdbraska:

officialunitedstates:

you: driving in car

you: stops at stoplight

me:  walks over and taps on windshield

you:  rolls down window skeptically

me:  hands you muffin

you:  says thank you

me:  you’re welcome have a good day

What is the point of this post

me:  what is the point of you asking what the point is

officialunitedstates:

If you type your google search in all capital letters Google will give you better results.

officialunitedstates:

introverts:  help their friends move to new house

extroverts:  destroy their friend’s new house with a tractor and bowling ball

officialunitedstates:

I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it.  It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor.  The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.